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Funny Sayings???? Anybody know any?
I need some funny sayings.



Here's an example:::



"Were you in the boat when the boat tipped over?"

"No sir I was in the water"
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I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.



A day without sunshine is like, night.



On the other hand, you have different fingers.



I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.



Some days you're the dog, and some days you're the hydrant.



I keep hitting "escape", but I'm still here.



99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.



I have a drinking problem - I can't afford it.



When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.



I may not always be right, but I am never wrong.



If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.



If the grass is greener on the other side, you can bet the water bill is higher.



Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.



Politicians and diapers need to be changed regularly, usually for the same reason.



Join the Army, meet interesting people, kill them.



For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.





A fool is a 37th floor window washer who steps backs to see his work.



I tried to put my head together but now my body is falling apart!!





I like to reminisce with people I don't know.



Birds of a feather flock together and crap on your car.



A penny saved is a government oversight.



I can resist everything except temptation.



The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat have gotten to be really good friends.



The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement .



If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody.



If you can smile when things go wrong , you have someone in mind to blame.



The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble.



Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words 'The' and 'IRS' together it spells 'Theirs.'



Going to church no more makes you a Christian than standing in a garage makes you a car.



Aging: Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.



When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, think of Algebra.



Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today, it's called golf.



I say no to alcohol, it just doesn't listen.



A friend in need is a pest indeed.



Work is fine if it doesn't take too much of your time.



When everything comes your way you're in the wrong lane.



The light at the end of the tunnel may be an oncoming train..



Born free, taxed to death.



Whether you think you can or can't, you're right.



Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.



Life is unsure; always eat your dessert first.



Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking.



If you keep your feet firmly on the ground, you'll have trouble putting on your pants.



It's not hard to meet expenses, they are everywhere.



The trouble with being punctual is that no one is there to appreciate it.



In a country of free speech, why are there phone bills?



If you cannot change your mind, are you sure you have one?



Beat the 5 o'clock rush, leave work at noon!



If you can't convince them, confuse them..



It's not the fall that kills you. It's the sudden stop at the end.



I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder!



The cigarette does the smoking you are just the sucker.



Someday is not a day of the week



Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.



To Err is human, to forgive is not a Company policy.



The road to success..... Is always under construction.



The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.



When you get to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on.



Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does milk.



In order to get a loan, you first need to prove that you don't need it.



All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive, fattening or married to someone else.





If ignorance is bliss, then I must be the happiest thingamajig in the whatchamacallit!



I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying. [Oscar Wilde]



Silence is golden... duck tape is silver.



I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather. Not screaming in terror like his passengers.



I've had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.



By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right, he usually has a son who thinks he's wrong.



Energizer Bunny arrested — charged with battery.



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