Thursday, January 10, 2013

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What are some rude/cheeky cockney rhyming slang phrases?
I remember there's a rude one about a 'boat race'/face, and a few others but I can't think!



Thanks for any help. The ruder and cheekier the better!
Best Answer - Chosen by Asker
Usually I go with Brendan Grace - Face.



Others are:





As you likey - Pikey (gypsy)

Abraham Lincoln - Stinking

Apple Bobbing - Robbing

Alan Whickers - Nickers

April Fool - Tool (gun)

Al Caponed - Stoned [also Dog and boned - Stoned]

Alexander Hleb - Pleb

Andy McNabs - Crabs [sometimes also Donnar Kebabs - Crabs]

Ace of Spades - AIDS [Lovely Maids - AIDS]

Ancient Greek - Freak

All time loser - Boozer (pub) [sometimes also Battle Cruiser - Boozer)

Alphonse - Ponce

Advice from mother - Rubber (condom)

Babbling Brook - Crook

Bacardi Breezer - Freezer (or Geezer, depending on context)

Beam me up Scotty - Totty (good looking lady)

Bottle and Glass - ****

Bristol City - Pretty

Berkley Hunt - ****

Bob Marley - Charlie (cocaine) [Gianluca Vialli - Charlie]

Ballet Dancer - Chancer [sometimes also Bengal Lancer]

Bacon Bonce - Nonce [also, Cousin Kyle - Paedophile]

Bonny and Clyde - Snide (fake)

Buckle my shoe - Jew [also Chelsea Blue - Jew]

Bangers and mash - Slash (as in "I'm gonna take a slash" [pee]) [also, Eyelash - Slash]

Boss Hogg - Bog (toilet)

Ben Dover - Hangover

Bird's Nest - Chest [also George Best - Chest]

Bernie Flint - Skint (no money)

Cutty Sark - Loan Shark

Cold Chill - Old Bill (police)

Cinderella - Stella (beer) [Yuri Geller - Stella

Cream Crackers - Knackers (balls)

Dads Army - Barmy (crazy)

Dawson's Creek - Leak (pee) [also sometimes means Streak]

Early Doors - Drawers (panties)

Elephant's Trunk - Drunk [or Nellie's Trunk - Drunk]

Flowery Dell - Prison Cell

Fife and Drum - Bum

Fakey Ned - Bed

Franz Klammer - Hammer

Filter Tips - Lips

Fur Rugs - Drugs

Fly-by-nights - Tights

Gordon Brown - Clown

Gang and mob - Gob

George Michael - Menstrual Cycle

Georgie Bests - Breasts

Goldie Horn - Porn

God's Glory - Gory

Garden Gate - Eight (eighth of cocaine)

Gold Watch - Scotch [also Upper Notch - Scotch]

Heavenly Bliss - Kiss [also Hit and Miss - Kiss] [sometimes Heavenly Bliss means Piss]

Harry Rag - Fag

Harry Monk - Spunk

Half-inch - Pinch

Happy Feed - Weed

Hurricane Lamp - Tramp [also Period Cramps - Tramps]

Hampton Wick - Dick (also can mean Prick)

Henry the Eighth - Eighth (of cannabis)

Iron Hoof - Poof

In and Out - Snout (cigarette)

Ice Rink - Drink

Intercity - Kitty (pot of cash)

Itchy Teeth - Beef (as in "I've got beef with him")

Jet Fighter - All nighter

Judy Dench - Wench

J. Arthur Rank - **** (masturbate) [also Tommy Tank - ****]

Johnny Cash - Hash

John Hopper - Copper [also John Hop - Cop]

Jimmy Riddle - Piddle

Jimmy Cliff - Whiff

Jethro Tull - Skull

Keith Cheggars - Preggers (pregnant)

Lady from Bristol - Pistol

La-di-dah - Cigar

Loaf of Bread - Head (as in that thing on ya shoulders)

Lump of Lead - Head (fellatio)

Laugh and joke - Smoke

Mrs. Ducket - Kicked the Bucket

Malky Fraser - Razor

Mutt and Geoff - Deaf

Mother's Ruin - Gin

Man from Cairo - Giro (benefit cheque)

Maurice Gibb - Fibb (lie)

McIntyre - Fire

Michael Cain - Pain

Molly Morgan - Organ

Nat King Cole - Dole (welfare)

Naomi Campbell - Gamble

One time looker - Hooker

Ocean Pearl - Girl

Oxford Scholar - Dollar

Otis Redding - Wedding

Pearl Driver - Skiver

Patrick Swayze - Crazy

Philharmonic - Gin and Tonic

Polo Mint - Bint

Prince's Trust - Bust

Pittsburgh Steelers - Peelers (police)

Punch and Judy - Moody [also Richard and Judy - Moody]

Patsy Cline - Line (cocaine)

Quentin Crisp - Lisp

Quentin Tarantino - Vino (wine)

Red Red Rubies - Boobies

Radio Rental - Mental

River Ouse - Booze (drink)

Ronald de Boer - Score

Roy Hubb - Blood

Rubix Cube - Tube (Underground)

Rex Mossop - Gossip

Runner Bean - Queen

Rusty Nail - Gaol (that's 'jail', if your American)

Rattle and Hum - ***/come

Rud Hullet - Gullet (throat)

Suddam Hussein - Insane

Scratch and Sniff - Spliff

Sweaty Sock - Jock (a Scottish person)

Strawberry Split - Git

Ticket to the dance - Redundancy (made redundant at work)

Type Writer - Fighter

Two by four - Draw (cannabis)

Two-thirty - Dirty

Tin Tack - Sack (bed)

Tea Leaf - Thief

Tung Chi Hwa - Bra

Tom Thumb - Dumb

Uncle Toby - Moby (mobile phone)

Vauxhall Nova's - Jehova's (witnesses)

Vincent Price - Ice (murder)

Wigona Ryder - Cider

West End Thespian - Lesbian

Willy Wonka - Plonker

Wallace and Gromit - Vomit

Walnut Whip - Trip (acid/ecstasy)

Wayne Rooney - Loony

Wooly Woofter - Poofter

Zippy and Bungle - Jungle

Zig and Zag - Shag



That's all I've got. That really hurt my head. I'll be thinking in rhyme all night now!



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