Thursday, January 10, 2013
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What are some rude/cheeky cockney rhyming slang phrases?
I remember there's a rude one about a 'boat race'/face, and a few others but I can't think!
Thanks for any help. The ruder and cheekier the better!
Best Answer - Chosen by Asker
Usually I go with Brendan Grace - Face.
Others are:
As you likey - Pikey (gypsy)
Abraham Lincoln - Stinking
Apple Bobbing - Robbing
Alan Whickers - Nickers
April Fool - Tool (gun)
Al Caponed - Stoned [also Dog and boned - Stoned]
Alexander Hleb - Pleb
Andy McNabs - Crabs [sometimes also Donnar Kebabs - Crabs]
Ace of Spades - AIDS [Lovely Maids - AIDS]
Ancient Greek - Freak
All time loser - Boozer (pub) [sometimes also Battle Cruiser - Boozer)
Alphonse - Ponce
Advice from mother - Rubber (condom)
Babbling Brook - Crook
Bacardi Breezer - Freezer (or Geezer, depending on context)
Beam me up Scotty - Totty (good looking lady)
Bottle and Glass - ****
Bristol City - Pretty
Berkley Hunt - ****
Bob Marley - Charlie (cocaine) [Gianluca Vialli - Charlie]
Ballet Dancer - Chancer [sometimes also Bengal Lancer]
Bacon Bonce - Nonce [also, Cousin Kyle - Paedophile]
Bonny and Clyde - Snide (fake)
Buckle my shoe - Jew [also Chelsea Blue - Jew]
Bangers and mash - Slash (as in "I'm gonna take a slash" [pee]) [also, Eyelash - Slash]
Boss Hogg - Bog (toilet)
Ben Dover - Hangover
Bird's Nest - Chest [also George Best - Chest]
Bernie Flint - Skint (no money)
Cutty Sark - Loan Shark
Cold Chill - Old Bill (police)
Cinderella - Stella (beer) [Yuri Geller - Stella
Cream Crackers - Knackers (balls)
Dads Army - Barmy (crazy)
Dawson's Creek - Leak (pee) [also sometimes means Streak]
Early Doors - Drawers (panties)
Elephant's Trunk - Drunk [or Nellie's Trunk - Drunk]
Flowery Dell - Prison Cell
Fife and Drum - Bum
Fakey Ned - Bed
Franz Klammer - Hammer
Filter Tips - Lips
Fur Rugs - Drugs
Fly-by-nights - Tights
Gordon Brown - Clown
Gang and mob - Gob
George Michael - Menstrual Cycle
Georgie Bests - Breasts
Goldie Horn - Porn
God's Glory - Gory
Garden Gate - Eight (eighth of cocaine)
Gold Watch - Scotch [also Upper Notch - Scotch]
Heavenly Bliss - Kiss [also Hit and Miss - Kiss] [sometimes Heavenly Bliss means Piss]
Harry Rag - Fag
Harry Monk - Spunk
Half-inch - Pinch
Happy Feed - Weed
Hurricane Lamp - Tramp [also Period Cramps - Tramps]
Hampton Wick - Dick (also can mean Prick)
Henry the Eighth - Eighth (of cannabis)
Iron Hoof - Poof
In and Out - Snout (cigarette)
Ice Rink - Drink
Intercity - Kitty (pot of cash)
Itchy Teeth - Beef (as in "I've got beef with him")
Jet Fighter - All nighter
Judy Dench - Wench
J. Arthur Rank - **** (masturbate) [also Tommy Tank - ****]
Johnny Cash - Hash
John Hopper - Copper [also John Hop - Cop]
Jimmy Riddle - Piddle
Jimmy Cliff - Whiff
Jethro Tull - Skull
Keith Cheggars - Preggers (pregnant)
Lady from Bristol - Pistol
La-di-dah - Cigar
Loaf of Bread - Head (as in that thing on ya shoulders)
Lump of Lead - Head (fellatio)
Laugh and joke - Smoke
Mrs. Ducket - Kicked the Bucket
Malky Fraser - Razor
Mutt and Geoff - Deaf
Mother's Ruin - Gin
Man from Cairo - Giro (benefit cheque)
Maurice Gibb - Fibb (lie)
McIntyre - Fire
Michael Cain - Pain
Molly Morgan - Organ
Nat King Cole - Dole (welfare)
Naomi Campbell - Gamble
One time looker - Hooker
Ocean Pearl - Girl
Oxford Scholar - Dollar
Otis Redding - Wedding
Pearl Driver - Skiver
Patrick Swayze - Crazy
Philharmonic - Gin and Tonic
Polo Mint - Bint
Prince's Trust - Bust
Pittsburgh Steelers - Peelers (police)
Punch and Judy - Moody [also Richard and Judy - Moody]
Patsy Cline - Line (cocaine)
Quentin Crisp - Lisp
Quentin Tarantino - Vino (wine)
Red Red Rubies - Boobies
Radio Rental - Mental
River Ouse - Booze (drink)
Ronald de Boer - Score
Roy Hubb - Blood
Rubix Cube - Tube (Underground)
Rex Mossop - Gossip
Runner Bean - Queen
Rusty Nail - Gaol (that's 'jail', if your American)
Rattle and Hum - ***/come
Rud Hullet - Gullet (throat)
Suddam Hussein - Insane
Scratch and Sniff - Spliff
Sweaty Sock - Jock (a Scottish person)
Strawberry Split - Git
Ticket to the dance - Redundancy (made redundant at work)
Type Writer - Fighter
Two by four - Draw (cannabis)
Two-thirty - Dirty
Tin Tack - Sack (bed)
Tea Leaf - Thief
Tung Chi Hwa - Bra
Tom Thumb - Dumb
Uncle Toby - Moby (mobile phone)
Vauxhall Nova's - Jehova's (witnesses)
Vincent Price - Ice (murder)
Wigona Ryder - Cider
West End Thespian - Lesbian
Willy Wonka - Plonker
Wallace and Gromit - Vomit
Walnut Whip - Trip (acid/ecstasy)
Wayne Rooney - Loony
Wooly Woofter - Poofter
Zippy and Bungle - Jungle
Zig and Zag - Shag
That's all I've got. That really hurt my head. I'll be thinking in rhyme all night now!
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